A mixed
squadron of Handley Page Heyfords, Herefords and Hampdens (which ‘ardly hever
‘appens, according to Leading Aircraftsman Doolittle) today carried out an
experimental aerial reconnaissance over the occupied Cathedral City itself, reports the “Ludlow Leader”. Taking off at dawn from their secret landing strip in Shropshire (with the kind
co-operation of the Shropshire Free State) and led in person by the famed Wing
Commander Daring, the Independent Air Force squadron encountered no opposition
as it undertook extensive reconnaissance and photography duties.
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| Wing Commander Douglas "Dauntless" Daring |
The
Fascist Anti-Aircraft defences were either in a poor state of repair, or
Captain Macaroni and his Fiat CR32 were having an off day [note 1]. All our aircraft returned
safely. “I counted them all out, and I counted them all back in.” boasted Leading
Aircraftsman Doolittle.
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| Handley Page Herefords and Hampdens swoop low over unseasonal Herefordshire haymakers Local farmers blame Captain Arrowsmith for "climate change" (amongst many other things), or point to the ungodly kidnap and continued detention of "their Bishop" as the reason for their poor harvest and the accompanying rise of "Mommetry". |
The opportunity was taken to deliver thousands of information pamphlets (courtesy of Staff Captain Gallup) to the good citizenry of the Herefordshire capital - reminding all of Captain Arrowsmith’s alien choice of allies, murderous aversion to British dogs, and bad habit of parking his Behemoth on the double yellow lines in High Town.
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| Information Leaflets being delivered over occupied Hereford. The parched nature of the countryside is evident. |
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| An aerial photograph of All Saints Church, High Town. Arrowsmith's Behemoth has either been towed away by Hereford's Traffic Wardens (an onerous endeavour) or has been carefully camouflaged. |
“It was
just a little jaunt.” murmured Group Captain Daring, in the self - deprecating
manner that the bar staff of “The Feathers” Hotel have grown accustomed to over
these last few weeks. “A piece of cake, really. Some loops around the Cathedral tower, a barrel roll
over the BUF Barracks in Whitecross Street, a full squadron 'V for Victory' formation over the White House and Market Square, and then back home in time
for pink gins and popsies.”
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| Leading the "V for Victory" formation over Hereford, Group Captain Daring gives local residents a re-assuring wave. Their liberation is coming! |
WW1 veteran Daring confirmed that the
Ecclesiastical Intelligence Service had taken delivery of the reconnaissance
photographs, which will no doubt be subjected to the most detailed analysis. Whatever the Anglican High Command may choose to do in the future as a result of this information, Ludlow - and Hereford itself - will always remember "The Daring Raid" [note 2].
