The headlines of Ludlow's Saturday evening newspapers:
HISTORIC VICTORY!
Government Forces defeated at Battle of Winforton Pontoons
Gallant Sir Gilbert "vaults the River Wye"
Nephew "reported safe" after Mortimer Ordeal
Golden Valley Invincibles - Grievous Losses Reported
CAPTURE OF STOKKIES JOUBERT!
Rout of "King's Colonials" by our brave Ludlow Legion
"Divine Wind" aids Anglican & Allied Assault
Thunder & Lightning over battlefield : was it really Ju-Ju?
LATE NEWS!
Group Leader Giles "Shot at Dawn"
Guilty of "Cowardice in the Face of the Enemy"
Nonchalantly faces Firing Party with Tub of Strawberry Ice Cream -
and Colefax & Fowler Colour Swatch!
The Sunday supplements will no doubt provide a full analysis of all these historic events!
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